Almost burned down my car and died....
It was a nice morning her so and we had some folks from Germany coming in to the shop so I thought I'd drive my TA.
Halfway to work my radio went out, gauges started going nuts amd headlight started blinking. A couple seconds later everything went dark and the engine died. It 5:30 am and no moon or light or anything on a country road with trees on each side.
I couldn't see 2 feet in front of me. I didn't want to pull off the road because there could be a mailbox or a ditch or anything, I couldn't see, I was blind. I stopped the car in the road and got out and used my phone as a flashlight to see where I could try to push the car. While doing that I had cars coming from behind and all I could do was flash my phone camera at them so they wouldn't plow into my black car in the road with no lights. I has two really, really close calls with cars go 80 miles an hour and just about slamming into me. I tried really hard to push it up a ways and somewhat off the road. I couldn't get far (these cars are hard to push). Somewhere in my panicked state I opened the hood and found the positive cable had rotated causing it to make contact with the battery tray and welded itself to it killing the battery. I could see something glowing red hot. I pried it loose and went back to pushing.
The battery started to come back a bit and my four-ways started to slowly blink (better than nothing!). I called my wife to bring my truck which has my jump pack and cables in it but I had the keys and the spare fob was dead (the couldn't figure out how to get the emergency key out of the fob). At about that time a young lady maybe 30s (couldn't tell it was so dark I couldn't even describe her to you but she sounded young) stopped and asked if I was OK, needed help. I asked if she had jumper cables and she did. She quickly drove around my car, turned on her 4 ways making a U turn to line up with my car. I opted her hood and she got the jumper cables. I hooked up my battery and she hooked up hers, she was have trouble getting the positive to stay on the post I suggested letting me try and she firmly said "I got it". I backed off, impressed.
Hit my key and she fired right up, I thanked her for like the 5th time and we left. When I hot to work I pulled it in the shop and put it on a charger. I noticed when driving it, the voltage gauge was higher than normal so I know it is charging. Thank goodness that and the ECM didn't fry.
All is good. The Germans loved the car too!